Michael "Mikey" Blackburn's Westside BBQ

Now this was a weird day. So I'm walking back from the restaurant at about 9, right? and as I walk past the fountain, I see all these people acting weird and pointing and the police have got the square all roped off. I say to myself "now what are all these people doing pointing at the fountain?" I thought they told those people from the 'cult of the fountain' or whatever they call it never to come back. Then I look at the fountain and -get this- there's a GATOR in it. Turns out some zookeeper turned crackhead let these wild animals loose in the city. This tiggle (a tiger and a lion had a baby) thing ran off and got caught by animal control along with his buddy the ostrich but their pal the gator hid in the fountain and they hadn't got him out yet. Another day I might've stopped and pointed with the rest of them but I had a lousy day at work with all these job applications to turn down. Doesn't take too many people to operate a meat smoker. So i...